Thursday, April 1, 2010 / 7:32 AM
OKOK !! chill ... chill ...
This post is dedicated to all you people who are not a fan of HDC
Seriously lah, i wonder if he is a HCL teacher or not.
He dun even know how to do summary
He can just go f*ck some china prostitute
So big and fat
Come on la, at least Melvin goes to the gym
In history, we learn PEE. So let's analysis HDC
Point 1 : His name
First impression always counts.
I wonder wad is going thru Mr Lo's mind when HDC come into CCH
Sth tells me it is," Crap, my sch's reputation going down liao"
He has such a lame name.
I bet he's just jealous that 林炜志 sounds so much nicer
He Da Cheng ... He Da Cheng ...
His mother went to the wrong name shop
Suppose go to fortune teller, his mother i think rushing for time then accidentally go marketBut my friend (yihui) tells me that a person name fits his looks,
and I TOTALLY AGREE
Point 2 : Student's perspective
Many teachers try their best to tell us
WE HAV TO COOPERATE
But class, ask yourselves
HOW MANY TIMES HAV WE COOPERATED
and how many times hav he nt cooperated
He goes around PMS-ing
Not cute can
His mood swing like Melvin's dangling balls (wait, he doesn't hav balls)
Point 3 : Pervertism
Total pervert
Watch porn watch too much
then start to PMS
He looks like he is attacking Bene
But his true intention is to 'touch' him
i bet many of you will agree with me that
he has dirty thoughts in his minds
3IT doesn't deserve pervert teacher.
During class
First 15 mins :
Total pervert
Watch porn watch too much
then start to PMS
He looks like he is attacking Bene
But his true intention is to 'touch' him
i bet many of you will agree with me that
he has dirty thoughts in his minds
3IT doesn't deserve pervert teacher.
During class
First 15 mins :
孩子啊,请翻开课本
Next 30 mins :
你干啥!我吃饱撑着肚子教你们
Last 15 mins :
孩子啊,不是我要骂你 (ccb, don't wan scold us then dun scold in the first place la)
And here comes the FUN part
H - His
E - Evil,
D - Dangerous
A - AccentC - Can
H - Help
E - Everyone's
N - Nightmare
G - Grow
PMS-ing
Beginning ————————〉 End