Yo :) After a term in a new class, I realised, all u people have been misunderstanding Melvin. So, as his very 'good' friend, I will do a little analysis & explanation.

1. "I go to the gym" - I wonder if he goes there to workout or stare at girls

2. "I am in financial crisis" - Pls explain his LV wallet

3. "I am willing to spend S$ 1,000 to bring ****** to Universal Studios" - Now, I really doubt he is in financial crisis

4. "During my birthday, I think I will call people to my house or go out for lunch. All on me" - Financial crisis or not, you decide


Next up, we have the all-famous, Melvin Wongso self description :

"I'm cute, adorable, innocent ...................................................... "

I notice people get pissed off (even Ms Han) when she heard it. But once again, let me do some analysis.

CUTE - That explains why he has a whole album of his face in his MacBook

ADORABLE - To his parents (beauty is in the eye of the beholder)

INNOCENT - Well, he gets away with anything thanks to Yusof bin Ishak. He just have to hire a world class Indo lawyer and he will get away scot-free

To sum it all up ...

M - My
E - Expensive
L - Louis
V - Vuitton (sth liddat)
I - Is
N - Nothing

W - Wongso
O - Occasionally, and
N - Nonsensically
G - Go
S - Suck
O - Oall ??

zzz ... gtg, can't think of a better acrostic poem for wongso

-Estrelas, #16